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•• A Sprinkle of Stardust ••


•• Meg. 20. English.
All things camp. If it's sparkly or fabulous, I love it ••

"Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad."
Ron Funches

yupthatsmysock:

angizzoli:

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

This is so my life that it hurt

I mentioned this to my therapist and he said that he thinks that because a lot of us managed to get by on our intelligence, we never learned skill sets that our classmates/peers were learning. So our intelligence began to lag behind the intelligence of our classmates because they were learning survival skills like studying, time management, organization, etc; things we didn’t have to learn during our formative years that absolutely annihilated us later.

fernacular:

mccallientes:

why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe

i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok 

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staircasespirits:

theamericankid:

“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.

for anyone who says only cats are little shits

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning